I have many goals in my life: see FC Barcelona play at the Camp Nou, write a best selling novel,cure cancer, establish world peace, marry Sergio Busquets, and a few other noble goals that would make the world a better place. I also have some more realistic or shameful goals. My secret shame is that I desperately want to be in a Syfy/Hallmark/Lifetime movie, mostly because being in a movie on any of these networks requires little(or no)talent and skill. I might never make it to Hollywood, but my chances of being eaten by a mutant monster, escaping an abusive relationship, or dealing with teen pregnancy are much higher. My mom and sister also seem to think a good goal would be to guest star on a Spanish telenovela, playing the white fed-ex girl or something (must see "Psych" episode)....maybe I could also be a WWE diva, but then I would have to create a ridiculous stage name and foreign accent. That takes a little more effort and creativity. Hey, at least I would be on TV! Don't judge, it is important to have goals....
Dude, you're a pro at accents. I saw the WWE thing is a shoe-in.
ReplyDeleteAlso, we need to get you on a SyFy film. Obviously, this involves moving to the Czech Republic because that's where they film them all. This is a slight problem.