Recently the entertainment world was rocked with rumors of a possible Brangelina split. OMG!! How will the world survive? Rumors first surfaced that the couple fought about Brad's home in New Orleans and his wanting to spend more time there with the kids. Apparently, Angelina hates the city and refuses to be a part of his humanitarian efforts there. The next rumor was that Angelina cheated with a dialect coach from her new movie. Really?? Because of this, Brad supposedly bought a "bachelor pad" in California. (And maybe to escape her manic episodes???)
The best rumor comes from E!'s website: Brad is wandering about looking and SMELLING like a homeless person because he is so distraught over the split. Oh how the mighty (aka:"Sexiest Man Alive") are fallen.
Despite not being seen together in public for (gasp!) almost an entire month, reps for both actors state the couple is "going strong" and rumors of a separation are false. Isn't that always the case? For once I would like a couple to admit, why yes, the rumors are true and she left his sorry ass because he cheated with half of America. (yes, you Tiger!) Or, maybe that he got the hell outta there because she is one crazy witch. (kate/jon gosselin??) A little honesty would be nice. Instead, they drag it on and on, until, ok, yeah, they finally admit that they have both agreed to separate.
These are some reasons I like to hear: It is the best option for the family. They are focusing on their respective careers. They remain dedicated parents and close friends. They both decided it was best for both parties to part at this time. Their agents should get bonuses for how they word the announcements of separation/divorce.
Well, if the rumors are true, Hollywood will be heartbroken, and gossip magazines will be thrilled. Angelina will adopt another child (maybe Haitian?), get a tattoo and break up another marriage. Brad will shave off that horrendous beard and run back to Jen. Jen will slam the door on his cheatin' butt and go do some yoga....I love Hollywood couples!
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