Friday, January 29, 2010
Killing the Beast
This is the MOST important rule to abide by (other than #1: prevention). It might seem like a simple or obvious enough statement, but the point is to MAKE SURE the creature IS dead. How many times have we seen the horror movie sequel because the bad guy wasn't really dead? Or Maybe at the very end of the movie, when the survivors think they are home safe, we see a flash of a hook or sickle to finish the job. Here are some GUARANTEED tips to make sure your beast is dead.
#1 The Double Tap: Don't just shoot once, MAKE SURE he/she/it is down. Empty the clip into the head or heart. If you don't have a gun, hit it multiple times in the head. Even deformed/inbred/mutated humans can't survive a double tap to the head. This won't kill a ghost, but a shotgun shell of rock salt will slow it down.
#2 After your psycho/creature is incapacitated or 'dead,' cut off the head. This might seem gruesome, but trust me, it is necessary. This works well with vampires as well.
# 3 Once the head or other extremities haev been removed and dispersed (no chance it can regenerate or be put back together) LIGHT IT ON FIRE. Stick around and watch it burn. I know you will want to run away, but you want to be 100% sure that thing is not coming back for you at any time. Trust me, you will not be sorry.
These tips might seem rather violent and gruesome, but isn't that why we love our horror movie to begin with??
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